Nathanael Molnár

"The whole future is so long..." - Nathanael Molnár, 2019

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Nathanael Molnár was born on February 19th, 1998. His first two words were "well" and "hello". He first showed signs of his inevitable future when took a bite of a nearby paper bag upon being birthed. Within his first week of existence he had already watched The Matrix twelve times.

Nathanael grew up in Georgetown, Massachusetts, most known for being the home of Nathanael Molnár of The Movie Paradise.

Recently, Nathanael hosted Trash Talk, and presumably Trash Talk 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Recycling Edition: Another one, though his identity has yet to be confirmed. He is also rumored to be in cahoots with the gang of criminals known as Crongus.

The eras of Nathanael's life are broken down into convenient sections, detailed below:

Timeline
AGES 0-4: Eating and shitting

5-10: Spider-Man (who are we kidding, it hasn't stopped)

11-14: We don't talk about the middle school years.

15-18: We don't talk about the high school years.

18-19: We don't talk about the first 3/4ths of Freshman Year

19-21: A whole bunch of crazy shit

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